Last night I dreamt I walked into a gents and

[Burney]

that'll be me suggesting you can now enjoy malodorous toilets.
what with your nose falling off and all...

I'm more interested to find out what the devil was like, tbh. Was he the horny, cloven-footed devil or more like Peter Cook in Bedazzled?

[Sir C]

I'm more interested to find out what the devil was like, tbh. Was he the horny, cloven-footed devil or more like Peter Cook in Bedazzled?

Reddish, horns, forked tail, but slimmer than you'd imagine.

[Burney]

Reddish, horns, forked tail, but slimmer than you'd imagine.

Did you speak to him? Ask him what on earth he thought he was doing?

[Sir C]

Did you speak to him? Ask him what on earth he thought he was doing?

No, I just sort of shít myself and started screeching like a girl.

You would though, wouldn't you? You're not going to get all macho and brave when confronted by Shaifúckingtan himself.

[Burney]

No, I just sort of shít myself and started screeching like a girl.

You would though, wouldn't you? You're not going to get all macho and brave when confronted by Shaifúckingtan himself.

Hmmmm. Do you think you're unconsciously contemplating the condition of your immortal soul and not liking your odds?