Dinnerwimb.

[Burney]

I will cook a burger but put it in a salad.

I have cold roast beef. I could do something clever with it, but I'll probably just have it with a dauphinoise and some salad.

[Pat Vegas]

I have cold roast beef. I could do something clever with it, but I'll probably just have it with a dauphinoise and some salad.

I'm 2 weeks in on my regime and have lost 5lbs. I've even given up the cans of coke.
I would still like to lose another 20lbs though.

Then I will bulk up.

[Sir C]

I have cold roast beef. I could do something clever with it, but I'll probably just have it with a dauphinoise and some salad.

You should hash that mother.

[Burney]

You should hash that mother.

I could, couldn't I? Particularly as there are cold roast potatoes in the fridge that could be put to use (fück knows why she keeps them - you can't reheat a roast potato, ffs!). I could even add a bit of the gravy into the hash for added flavour. Egg on top. Blinding.

[Sir C]

I could, couldn't I? Particularly as there are cold roast potatoes in the fridge that could be put to use (fück knows why she keeps them - you can't reheat a roast potato, ffs!). I could even add a bit of the gravy into the hash for added flavour. Egg on top. Blinding.

You could even poach the egg to keep it healthy.

[Burney]

You could even poach the egg to keep it healthy.

I think we have a plan.

I shall, of course, douse it liberally with ketchup.

[Sir C]

I think we have a plan.

I shall, of course, douse it liberally with ketchup.

Personally, I'd go for a splash of Worcestershire, but there you go.

Don't, for the love of God, allow the ketchup anywhere near the egg!

[Burney]

Personally, I'd go for a splash of Worcestershire, but there you go.

Don't, for the love of God, allow the ketchup anywhere near the egg!

Oh, the eggy/ketchup mess is essential. I like to cut everything up once it's fully slathered with the sauce and then shovel it right-handed into my face like some sort of American.