So

[PSRB]

But seriously. We're not actually going to go through with this, are we? We're not going to take part in this utterly farcical spectacle?

There really should be only one course of action and that's to refuse to play it.

[Rich]

There really should be only one course of action and that's to refuse to play it.

Or play it and kick off as normal. Then have all 22 players congregate towards the middle of the pitch and knock it around amongst each other.

Gets to penalties and every player agrees to roll it wide until the referee abandons the game. Trophy would be shared and the CL position goes to Arsenal since Chelsea have already qualified for it.

[Sir C]

Or play it and kick off as normal. Then have all 22 players congregate towards the middle of the pitch and knock it around amongst each other.

Gets to penalties and every player agrees to roll it wide until the referee abandons the game. Trophy would be shared and the CL position goes to Arsenal since Chelsea have already qualified for it.

You're actually mental.

[Burney]

You're actually mental.

I like the idea of asking players to fly all the way to Timbuktu (or wherever this nonsense is happening), going through all the pre-game nonsense and then asking them to display their contempt for it by kicking the ball around for no purpose for 120 minutes.

[PSRB]

I like the idea of asking players to fly all the way to Timbuktu (or wherever this nonsense is happening), going through all the pre-game nonsense and then asking them to display their contempt for it by kicking the ball around for no purpose for 120 minutes.

Well we tried it for most of the season...........

[Sir C]

Well we tried it for most of the season...........

Nice work, p.

[Rich]

I like the idea of asking players to fly all the way to Timbuktu (or wherever this nonsense is happening), going through all the pre-game nonsense and then asking them to display their contempt for it by kicking the ball around for no purpose for 120 minutes.

I suppose they wouldn't even need to kick it about. If they take kick off then the players can leave the ball in play and fraternize with one another until half time. Second half starts and the same thing goes on.

UEFA would be SEETHING.

[Burney]

I suppose they wouldn't even need to kick it about. If they take kick off then the players can leave the ball in play and fraternize with one another until half time. Second half starts and the same thing goes on.

UEFA would be SEETHING.

What form would this fraternisation take, r? Card schools? Practising goal celebration dances? Haircare tips? Comparing tattoos? Roasting dolly birds? (or has that gone out of fashion since all the rape cases?)

[Rich]

What form would this fraternisation take, r? Card schools? Practising goal celebration dances? Haircare tips? Comparing tattoos? Roasting dolly birds? (or has that gone out of fashion since all the rape cases?)

Maybe a display of unnecessarily complex handshake routines or a waterfight using the Lucozade drinks they have on the touchlines. After all, they are duty bound to provide some sort of entertainment for the spectators.