It's a bit disappointing that old Googly-eyes jacked it in when things went wrong.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

This is why paternal leave is a bad idea. Real men aren't built for the care of tiny children. We don't have the maternal instinct that allows women to overlook the fact that small children are irritating little fückpigs about 90% of the time.

It's an absolute nightmare. All he does is run around trying to do as much life threatening stuff as possible and i'm having to chase after him. Add to that his mother giving him some kiwifruit over the weekend to soften up his stools (he's been a bit constipated recently) and now the results of this natural laxative have started to reveal themselves today and i'm left to clean up the horrible mess

[Burney]

It's an absolute nightmare. All he does is run around trying to do as much life threatening stuff as possible and i'm having to chase after him. Add to that his mother giving him some kiwifruit over the weekend to soften up his stools (he's been a bit constipated recently) and now the results of this natural laxative have started to reveal themselves today and i'm left to clean up the horrible mess

You've got a loose-bowelled toddler on your hands. I blame socialism.