Originally Posted by Burney But they're not. They're complete w@nk. I mean a musical about a deafoid, blindoid dummy who turns out to be great at pinball? What the actual fvck? Fvck off, bignose imo. It's apoparent to me that you're no Tony Parsons, tbh.
Originally Posted by Sir C It's apoparent to me that you're no Tony Parsons, tbh. Any man who willingly has it off with Julie Burchill is not to be trusted in questions of judgement imo.
Originally Posted by Burney Any man who willingly has it off with Julie Burchill is not to be trusted in questions of judgement imo. She did have the most fabulously pendulous, big lovely bouncy great big titty balloonies though b.
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman She did have the most fabulously pendulous, big lovely bouncy great big titty balloonies though b. But the squeaky little-girl Bristolian voice, h! Any lengthy exposure to it would make me want to saw my cock off with a butter knife.
Originally Posted by Burney But the squeaky little-girl Bristolian voice, h! Any lengthy exposure to it would make me want to saw my cock off with a butter knife. Also, just as a by the by, she's a bit mental. And she drinks excessively.
Originally Posted by Sir C Also, just as a by the by, she's a bit mental. And she drinks excessively. Last time I read something by her, she seemed to be claiming to be Jewish despite not being in any way Jewish. I didn't know about the drinking.
Originally Posted by Burney Last time I read something by her, she seemed to be claiming to be Jewish despite not being in any way Jewish. I didn't know about the drinking. Last I heard she was claiming to be content with her alcoholism. But then, aren't we all?
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