It's a bit disappointing that old Googly-eyes jacked it in when things went wrong.

[Burney]

Sorry, C. I can't hit a toddler so need to get the rage out somewhere.

This is why paternal leave is a bad idea. Real men aren't built for the care of tiny children. We don't have the maternal instinct that allows women to overlook the fact that small children are irritating little fückpigs about 90% of the time.