They can't arbitrarily ban the rumble of the V8, the buzzsaw whine of the straight 6

[Burney]

I advise the addition of a cheese and onion slice to this order. One may as well do the job properly.

Does self-loathing not kick in as one addresses the second pastry-clad item, though?

[Sir C]

Does self-loathing not kick in as one addresses the second pastry-clad item, though?

The self-loathing will be easily defeated by the lure of the dripping grease.

Upon which subject I confess to having just eaten 6 rashers of bacon with bread fried in the grease thereof.

[Burney]

The self-loathing will be easily defeated by the lure of the dripping grease.

Upon which subject I confess to having just eaten 6 rashers of bacon with bread fried in the grease thereof.

Fried bread. I haven't had fried bread in decades.

[Ash]

Fried bread. I haven't had fried bread in decades.

They call it fried slice these days to try and distract the user from the fact that they are actually eating fried bread.

[Sir C]

They call it fried slice these days to try and distract the user from the fact that they are actually eating fried bread.

Oh God I love fried bread