They can't arbitrarily ban the rumble of the V8, the buzzsaw whine of the straight 6

[Sir C]

They've got no jizz anymore, it seems. Sperm counts are tanking amongst western men.

It's hardly surprising. Chaps simply aren't allowed to be chaps any more.

Of course, these days my dessicated old sac produces nothing more than a puff of dust. But that's another story.