It's at around this time each day that I start to fancy a drink.

[Sir C]

Funny you should say that. I'm working from home and have just poured myself a wee glass to aid the creative juices.

Do you think you might become a pub goer when you retire? A regular discussing sheep prices and similar with your fellow locals over a pint? Because let's face it, you're going to have to do something to get out of each other's hair.

Perhaps. Perhaps a little charity work. I may seek election to the village council. I quite fancy a lollipop. Or being a parkie. You get a uniform and you're licensed to shout at kids!