You need to be a little more forgiving of Dick I think s ( OK if I call you Dick Rich?).
He is basically a vulgar hairy-back boer with a medical degree desperate for the acceptance and approval of the english middle classes whom he identifies as Berni and Sir C. Hence the continual "I'm dining/staying/drinking in Mayfair/South Ken tonight, any suggestions" posts, as if there are no food guides available to him outside of AWIMB (he is blissfully unaware that c spends his evenings in a caravan on his 2nd hand car lot eating baked beans and swigging cheap whisky).
It is pitiful of course but he deserves your sympathy rather than your disdain.
Steady on h, Sir C certainly doesn't drink cheap whisky
Steady on h, Sir C certainly doesn't drink cheap whisky
He says he doesn't, but can you really trust him? He had no sense of smell for years so it wouldn't make any difference if he was drinking single malt or meths
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