When the raspberries want to protest about stuff, they really ought to make sure

[Burney]

I think she's cripping it up for the camera

Yeah, tellingly the hot chicks in wheelchair pictures on google all seem to be library shots (ie fake raspberries). The real wons all look pretty gopping.

But seriously, they could use amputee war veterans. Everyone likes an amputee war veteran. They immediately have our sympathy.