Marc Overmars hasn't got any taller.

[Burney]

I had jerk pork belly which was pretty nice but the portion was extremely niggardly; one slice, which went with my breath, leaving me eyeing my companions' meals jealously. I suggested they poke their rice an' pea up their hole and serve me what the menu described as 'dirty curry fries'. This was an excellent decision.

I for one am very much hoping you didn't use the word 'niggardly' in a Jamaican restaurant.

[Sir C]

I for one am very much hoping you didn't use the word 'niggardly' in a Jamaican restaurant.

The staff were absolutely fantastic. Clearly well trained and incredibly smiley and enthusiastic. I was actually shocked to experience such delightful service. It's a chain, apparently. Turtle Bay. I'd go again just for the warmth of the smiles.

[Burney]

The staff were absolutely fantastic. Clearly well trained and incredibly smiley and enthusiastic. I was actually shocked to experience such delightful service. It's a chain, apparently. Turtle Bay. I'd go again just for the warmth of the smiles.

Your nearest branch is in Croydon.

My nearest branch is in Chelmsford

[Sir C]

Your nearest branch is in Croydon.

My nearest branch is in Chelmsford

And they serve you one slice of pork belly.

Fúck schlepping to Croydon for one slice of the belly.