Phwoar, Charles! No matter how sick you are, this will turn your crank

[Sir C]

I was in Porthleven at the weekend - came across a plaque on Guy Gibson. He was the one with an interesting choice in dog's names wasn't he?

Well, him and everyone else in the country with a black dog, yes.

[Burney]

Well, him and everyone else in the country with a black dog, yes.

And my cat's name, of course.

[Luis Anaconda]

Well, him and everyone else in the country with a black dog, yes.

Were they all *******, were there no ******* or ********** or an ironic ******* ***** ******** ****

[Burney]

Were they all *******, were there no ******* or ********** or an ironic ******* ***** ******** ****

Mine's called Nero. I think it's OK if it's in Italian.