Builder types: What's so valuable or special about spirit levels?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Welcome to Fashburger where Fash is King.
What can we have on the menu?

Fashfingers? Fillet O'Fash which is an Irish fish dish served on Fridays.

Every 5 burgers you get 'Fashback' which is my loyalty scheme.

Our meal deal is called the Fash-onplate.

I will select Corned Beef Fash
They serve you a fork and a tin of corned beef and leave you to get on with it

[Pat Vegas]

I will select Corned Beef Fash
They serve you a fork and a tin of corned beef and leave you to get on with it

Would you like and Fashbrowns?

[Burney]

I will select Corned Beef Fash
They serve you a fork and a tin of corned beef and leave you to get on with it

Fash Browns on the breakfast menu. These are hash browns served by John Fashanu shouting 'AWOOGA!'

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Fash Browns on the breakfast menu. These are hash browns served by John Fashanu shouting 'AWOOGA!'

Why do I think the only waitress at FashBurgers is John Fashanu ?

[Pat Vegas]

Why do I think the only waitress at FashBurgers is John Fashanu ?

Because it's quite likely it might happen.

If he is good I will promote him to manager.

I hope for a Gus Fring type presence.

[Burney]

Because it's quite likely it might happen.

If he is good I will promote him to manager.

I hope for a Gus Fring type presence.

Also, good security. Anyone attempting to leave without paying he will bring down with a sliding tackle from behind. Anyone causing trouble in the restaurant he will elbow into submission. All while shouting 'AWOOGA!'

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Why do I think the only waitress at FashBurgers is John Fashanu ?

You could get Justin Fashanu to be, oh wait hang on, that won't work...

[Ash]

I will select Corned Beef Fash
They serve you a fork and a tin of corned beef and leave you to get on with it

There will be a special queue for 'Fash payments only'.

[Pat Vegas]

There will be a special queue for 'Fash payments only'.

all the tables have tube maps on them.

we have a computer system for ordering if you prefer.
The Fashboard.

[Pat Vegas]

Does anybody want to join in this venture.

This is no Fash in the pan.