Originally Posted by IUFG Diversity innit, b. That is fůcking rank. Could no-one even be bothered providing her with a left-handed guitar?
Originally Posted by Burney That is fůcking rank. Could no-one even be bothered providing her with a left-handed guitar? And that is not the finger positions of any guitararist I know. On her right hand. Obvs.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Originally Posted by IUFG And that is not the finger positions of any guitararist I know. On her right hand. Obvs. Do you think she ever touches her husband's cock with her weird little hand? Even the thought of that is making my peněs retract into my body. How can he bear it?
Originally Posted by Burney Do you think she ever touches her husband's cock with her weird little hand? Even the thought of that is making my peněs retract into my body. How can he bear it? I hadn't given that a thought at all, b
Originally Posted by IUFG I hadn't given that a thought at all, b Well I can't stop thinking about it. And now I don't think I'll ever have sex again. That's it. I'm suing Bake Off.
Originally Posted by Burney Well I can't stop thinking about it. And now I don't think I'll ever have sex again. That's it. I'm suing Bake Off. Someone is always to blame, b. That is how it works nowadays. Fill yer boots.
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