I've experienced many of these 50 and can assure you that many of them

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I'm assuming 71g, that you are taking the piss.

Tell me you're taking the piss, 71g.

I'm not taking the piss WES. Good, honest food for hard-working sons of the soil - not this poncy crap served up for office-wallahs