What's a good London hotel which would make you look good to a chick, without being

[Sir C]

A suite at Park Plaza, Westminster Bridge London

You even get a terraced view of that there Big Ben.
Well, the Elizabeth Tower.
Or rather the scaffolding around it.

300 Queens Heads

I checked 8nto the Park Plaza Westminster Bridge around 15 minutes ago. I am using their free WiFi in my superior room, about to head to the bar and then wards to black tie dinner. Dull, dull, dull. Anyway, the fact remains, this place is a squalid ****pit.