Anyone been to Piebury Corner on Holloway Road who can confirm

[Burney]

The kid is 5-6 at a guess. He will spend most of the match looking in awe around him, in every direction but the pitch, his hand buried deep into the bag of sweets. M will fret and continually ask the lad if he is enjoying it while also wincing as the bloke two rows behind continuously calls a Wolves player a ****.

Then after the event he will be amazed to find out the kid can recall details of the game even he cannot remember.

My lad could talk you through the goals of his first game, Stoke. I am not even 100% sure what the score was though I think it was 2-0.

Sweets? You think Monty will let the poor wee scrap have a bag of sweets?
He’ll get a bag of kale crisps if he’s lucky.

[SWv2]

Sweets? You think Monty will let the poor wee scrap have a bag of sweets?
He’ll get a bag of kale crisps if he’s lucky.

M is a lot of things and far be it from me to ever defend the **** but I doubt he is a kale****.

Coke zero and two bags of sweets. Same for the kid.

[Monty92]

M is a lot of things and far be it from me to ever defend the **** but I doubt he is a kale****.

Coke zero and two bags of sweets. Same for the kid.

I don't think I've ever had a coke zero.

Is it as rank as diet coke?

[Pat Vegas]

I don't think I've ever had a coke zero.

Is it as rank as diet coke?

nah it's quite nice actually.

[PSRB]

I don't think I've ever had a coke zero.

Is it as rank as diet coke?

No, it's actually passable. Not quite full fat coke but it's okay

[SWv2]

I don't think I've ever had a coke zero.

Is it as rank as diet coke?

No. Diet Coke is the Manuel Almunia of shít soft drinks.

[Monty92]

No. Diet Coke is the Manuel Almunia of shít soft drinks.

Every chick in the world seems to drink it.

I always suspected this to be further evidence that women are irredeemable ****ers

Cue Berni telling me I'm a fine one to talk