The glw is demanding *gulp* vegetarian food one night a week.

[Burney]

So far her suggestions include 'stir-fry' and, God help us, 'vegetable lasagne'.

What the hell do I do now?

Pasta is the only sane option*. This is quite a good standby when I have to indulge vegetarians.

https://goodfood.uktv.co.uk/recipe/l...lone-piccante/

* Actually, telling her to fück right off and that if she wants to eat that slop then she can cook it herself is the only sane option, but you're not going to do that, you uxorious fellow, you.

[Sir C]

Pasta is the only sane option*. This is quite a good standby when I have to indulge vegetarians.

https://goodfood.uktv.co.uk/recipe/l...lone-piccante/

* Actually, telling her to fück right off and that if she wants to eat that slop then she can cook it herself is the only sane option, but you're not going to do that, you uxorious fellow, you.

I'll give that a go, ty

[Burney]

I'll give that a go, ty

Other options are things like meze or tapas, where you can do a mix of vegetable and meat dishes so people can pick and choose. She can eat falafel, while you munch away on delicious, cumin and garlic-infused lamb.

Why does she want to do this again? Is it health or tree-hugging?

[Sir C]

Other options are things like meze or tapas, where you can do a mix of vegetable and meat dishes so people can pick and choose. She can eat falafel, while you munch away on delicious, cumin and garlic-infused lamb.

Why does she want to do this again? Is it health or tree-hugging?

Health. Health health health, always the health. I have to eat 6 enormous tablets before my dinner every day. One is extract of pomegranate for blood pressure. One is extract of some nonsense for prostate cancer. One is some stuff for joints or something.

Where will it end?

[redgunamo]

Health. Health health health, always the health. I have to eat 6 enormous tablets before my dinner every day. One is extract of pomegranate for blood pressure. One is extract of some nonsense for prostate cancer. One is some stuff for joints or something.

Where will it end?

In the arms of sweet Death eventually. Best put your foot down now before it gets serious.

[Burney]

Health. Health health health, always the health. I have to eat 6 enormous tablets before my dinner every day. One is extract of pomegranate for blood pressure. One is extract of some nonsense for prostate cancer. One is some stuff for joints or something.

Where will it end?

Is she having a mid-life crisis, do you think? That one where you realise that you definitely are actually going to die and start going a bit mad with the health?

[Sir C]

Is she having a mid-life crisis, do you think? That one where you realise that you definitely are actually going to die and start going a bit mad with the health?

Quite possibly. The trouble is I've already suffered through my mid-life crisis. Why must I suffer another?

[Burney]

Quite possibly. The trouble is I've already suffered through my mid-life crisis. Why must I suffer another?

Because, old chap, I believe it was in the wedding vows.