Have a look at the little 'Unai's first day - behind the scenes' video.

[Luis Anaconda]

I was always going to hate whoever took over, but this fellow has fallen below even my low expectations, I'm afraid.

Emery OUT.

Stop being a dick

[Burney]

Stop being a dick

I would kindly ask you to respect my grieving process, thank you very much.

When someone's dad dies and their mother takes up with some other gobsh1te, do you tell the child to 'stop being a dick' because they refuse to call him daddy? Hmmm?

[Luis Anaconda]

I would kindly ask you to respect my grieving process, thank you very much.

When someone's dad dies and their mother takes up with some other gobsh1te, do you tell the child to 'stop being a dick' because they refuse to call him daddy? Hmmm?

He's gone to a better place, b - away from all the hateful ****s. New daddy going to buy some shiny new toys as well

[Burney]

He's gone to a better place, b - away from all the hateful ****s. New daddy going to buy some shiny new toys as well

You're so easily bought, la.

[Luis Anaconda]

You're so easily bought, la.

Can't deny that, b. In proper news, Wood in for the first Test of the summer and we've chosen to bat in dodgy-ish conditions. Could be a short match

[Burney]

Can't deny that, b. In proper news, Wood in for the first Test of the summer and we've chosen to bat in dodgy-ish conditions. Could be a short match

Lords in early summer under cloud cover after heavy overnight rain coming on the back of a dry spell?

Could be interesting.

[Luis Anaconda]

Lords in early summer under cloud cover after heavy overnight rain coming on the back of a dry spell?

Could be interesting.

And a very good left-arm quick in the opposition ranks. We're doomed

[Sir C]

I would kindly ask you to respect my grieving process, thank you very much.

When someone's dad dies and their mother takes up with some other gobsh1te, do you tell the child to 'stop being a dick' because they refuse to call him daddy? Hmmm?

You spent several years telling your mummy to defenestrate daddy and whore herself to any number of 'uncles'.

Be nice to your new daddy and he'll be nice to you. Not in a creepy way, hopefully.

[Burney]

You spent several years telling your mummy to defenestrate daddy and whore herself to any number of 'uncles'.

Be nice to your new daddy and he'll be nice to you. Not in a creepy way, hopefully.

But you see my guilt is very much part of my reaction. All children have angrily wished their parents would fvck off at one point or another. So when it actually happens, it's bound to make one's reaction much more acute.

[Sir C]

But you see my guilt is very much part of my reaction. All children have angrily wished their parents would fvck off at one point or another. So when it actually happens, it's bound to make one's reaction much more acute.

Fúcking hell, you're having a temper tantrum because you feel bad about your previous temper tantrums?

Quite the little princess, aren't we?