Monty's right, though, isn't he? It takes a special kind of stupid to look at

[Peter]

what happened in Barcelona and decide that restrictions on van hire are the way forward.

Some of you ****s voted for this man, btw.

Certainly. They will just start nicking vans instead. Not sure why they don’t do this anyway. Hiring a van is a pain in the arse. You have to talk to working class people, appear knowledgeable about things like wheel base and load capacity, cough up a nice few quid and then return the bloody thing at an ungodly hour, usually in some godforsaken ****hole.

Imagine bottling your terrorist assault and having to return the van the next day. How embarrassing.

[Burney]

Certainly. They will just start nicking vans instead. Not sure why they don’t do this anyway. Hiring a van is a pain in the arse. You have to talk to working class people, appear knowledgeable about things like wheel base and load capacity, cough up a nice few quid and then return the bloody thing at an ungodly hour, usually in some godforsaken ****hole.

Imagine bottling your terrorist assault and having to return the van the next day. How embarrassing.

The last time I hired one, it was all done by computer and left in a special place and I was given a code to unlock it. Didn't have to speak to a single common person.

I got Sir C to drive it in the end as it fücking terrified me.

[Peter]

The last time I hired one, it was all done by computer and left in a special place and I was given a code to unlock it.

I got Sir C to drive it in the end as it fücking terrified me.

I quite enjoy driving them. Not so much the parking and reversing.

[Burney]

I quite enjoy driving them. Not so much the parking and reversing.

It was alright in a straight line. Going around corners, not so much.

[Pat Vegas]

I quite enjoy driving them. Not so much the parking and reversing.

It's weird not having a back window to look out of.

[Burney]

It's weird not having a back window to look out of.

That didn't bother me so much as the general feeling I had that the bloody thing wasn't going to stop when I pressed the brake.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I got Sir C to drive it in the end as it fücking terrified me.

You big soft handed puff b. When c was driving did he slip his arm around you while you snuggled up to his big manly chest

[Sir C]

You big soft handed puff b. When c was driving did he slip his arm around you while you snuggled up to his big manly chest

Jealous, h?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Well c. I'm just wondering - if I was stood by a vehicle I couldn't handle, batting my eyelashes and looking all helpless, would you insouciantly stroll over, throw your cigarette aside and huskily grunt ."i'll take care 'o this babes!".