Some top bantz on the Today programme this morning. Russian loon saying the UK was

[Sir C]

I think the plan is to hit them where it hurts and freeze an awful lot of assets. London is awash with dirty Russian money.

That's half the restaurants in Mayfair finished, then.

One o'clock we said, didn't we?

[Burney]

That's half the restaurants in Mayfair finished, then.

One o'clock we said, didn't we?

No great loss.
One works for me - although I will probably get there a wee bit earlier. There is a minor problemette, though, which is that I've forgotten my wallet

I mean, it's possible that The Pied Bull will take Apple Pay, I suppose...

[Sir C]

No great loss.
One works for me - although I will probably get there a wee bit earlier. There is a minor problemette, though, which is that I've forgotten my wallet

I mean, it's possible that The Pied Bull will take Apple Pay, I suppose...

A bit earlier suits me better, actually. Want to make it 12:30?

I have a shiny new five pound note which I have been saving for this event so I think we're covered.

[Burney]

A bit earlier suits me better, actually. Want to make it 12:30?

I have a shiny new five pound note which I have been saving for this event so I think we're covered.

I have £7.90 to my name. That might do a round if I scrabble through the change in my car as well.

Yes, let's say 12.30. I might be five minutes later.