Turds

[Burney]

What percentage of your turds are easy wipe clean? Mine used to be circa 90% horrific, emergency clean up operations and 10% ok. Due to a change in diet I have literally spun that around to 90% clean, no wipe required (just a couple of pleasure wipes), 5% average mess and the rare emergency scenario which leaves me needing councelling.

How about you Wimb?

Have you ever thought what a supremely inefficient mechanism the human defecatory process is? We really ought to do something about it imo.

[Donald]

Have you ever thought what a supremely inefficient mechanism the human defecatory process is? We really ought to do something about it imo.

I think its one of Gods jokes he played on us. Ive been close to tears many times while locked in the lav.

[Burney]

I think its one of Gods jokes he played on us. Ive been close to tears many times while locked in the lav.

For the sake of my mental health, I sincerely hope you're pronouncing 'tears' to rhyme with 'piers', there and not to rhyme with 'pears'