Is there a more contemptible politician than Andy Burnham?

[Sir C]

The Leprechaun is the President and Enda is the outgoing Taoiseach, soon to be replaced by a bloke called Leo who is actually a poof.

NTTIAWWT of course, modern Ireland and all that.

Have you just had an election, then? The whole population put an X in a box? I suppose you're told to sign your names by the candidate you prefer

[SWv2]

Have you just had an election, then? The whole population put an X in a box? I suppose you're told to sign your names by the candidate you prefer

No no, Enda is the leader of the party currently in power, Fine Gael. He has decided to fúck off, which nobody is upset about as he is a ****, so there is a leadership thing between Leo and Simon.

We had an election last year I think, maybe the year before. It all seems to go so fast these days.

[Burney]

No no, Enda is the leader of the party currently in power, Fine Gael. He has decided to fúck off, which nobody is upset about as he is a ****, so there is a leadership thing between Leo and Simon.

We had an election last year I think, maybe the year before. It all seems to go so fast these days.

Leo and Simon? Are they benders, then? They sound like a pair of benders.

We seem to have an election every year these days. It's exhausting. This must be what it's like being Italian.

[SWv2]

Leo and Simon? Are they benders, then? They sound like a pair of benders.

We seem to have an election every year these days. It's exhausting. This must be what it's like being Italian.

No, Leo is a bender, Simon is not though you never know these days. He is currently the Minister for Housing, Planning, Community and Local Government which sounds like a right fúcking laugh.

Not sure what Leo does other than the obvious things that gay men do.

[Sir C]

No no, Enda is the leader of the party currently in power, Fine Gael. He has decided to fúck off, which nobody is upset about as he is a ****, so there is a leadership thing between Leo and Simon.

We had an election last year I think, maybe the year before. It all seems to go so fast these days.

I don't suppose it makes much difference to you really, does it? I mean (and with the greatest respect) a peasant economy producing spuds to feed a society living firmly in the 17th century doesn't really need politicians, does it?

[SWv2]

I don't suppose it makes much difference to you really, does it? I mean (and with the greatest respect) a peasant economy producing spuds to feed a society living firmly in the 17th century doesn't really need politicians, does it?

I will have you know our elected public servants are a source of immense pride to the people of Ireland.

[Sir C]

I will have you know our elected public servants are a source of immense pride to the people of Ireland.

Some questions:

1. Why has someone allowed a farm labourer into your place of government?
2. Who has stolen his tie?
3. How has he got that drunk during the day?
4. What is a combustible injun?

[SWv2]

Some questions:

1. Why has someone allowed a farm labourer into your place of government?
2. Who has stolen his tie?
3. How has he got that drunk during the day?
4. What is a combustible injun?

Ties are so last year old man.

It's all open necks, flat whites, paninis and poofs these days.

#modernireland

[Burney]

I will have you know our elected public servants are a source of immense pride to the people of Ireland.

"We were roasted out of it!" "the sun didn't shine at all, at all"

Generally speaking, though, I agree with this chap. Apart from the stuff about God and 'combustible engines'

[SWv2]

"We were roasted out of it!" "the sun didn't shine at all, at all"

Generally speaking, though, I agree with this chap. Apart from the stuff about God and 'combustible engines'

This chap is a bona fide lunatic from a family of lunatics who have held seats in Kerry for years now. If you do a wee bit of googling you will get some crackers.

Wants the drink driving rules changed in rural Ireland so farmers can have a few more than the rest of us.