Have you ever been somehwre unfamiliar on the tube

[Burney]

That's the beauty of London really, isn't it? It's really loads of villages joined together, didn't someone or other say that?

When I say London, what I really mean is 'Where One Visits To Eat or Buy Clothes'.

I think you've got London mixed up with Bluewater, mate.

[Sir C]

I think you've got London mixed up with Bluewater, mate.

What an extremely vulgar thing to say.

[Burney]

What an extremely vulgar thing to say.

Well I do live near Essex these days.