So what's the Lukaku chant then?

[Burney]

Don't take that tone with me pal.

I was in a pub in Churchtown recently with the family.

Now the fúcker at the bar in front of me proceeded to order coffees only which immediately had my piss boiling, then he decided to pay by card and then to further annoy me he then declined the option to pay contactless*.

But for the presence of my kids there could very well have been a scene.

*I am not a fan

These days I tend to express my unhappiness with people who order coffee in pubs quite vocally, much to the embarrassment of my wife and daughter, who cringe as I pointedly say something to the effect of 'There's a Costa just a few doors down.'

I am turning into my father.

[Pokster]

I am turning into my father.

Whoever he is