We're all admiring the work of toothsome human abacus Rachel Riley, no doubt?

[Monty92]

It's all as nothing compared to Madonna's baffling decision to have her arse altered so that, when clothed, she looks like she's filled her nappy.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-implants.html

Baffling?

It's almost as if you haven't been keeping up with the Kardashians

[Burney]

Baffling?

It's almost as if you haven't been keeping up with the Kardashians

Bitches are Armenian or some shít. Of course they've got fat arses!

[Monty92]

Bitches are Armenian or some shít. Of course they've got fat arses!

Yes, and it's caused a global pandemic of chicks thinking that fat arses are actually desirable, and modifying their bodies accordingly.

It's all part of the feminist conspiracy to ease normal alpha males who prefer skinny bitches out of the gene pool.