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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I had mine done under general anaesthea. It was fine, didn't feel a thing - except that I went to a party that night and got fired into a bowl of cocaine, which reacted badly to the remaining anasethetics in my system and made my legs twitch uncontrollably for 36 hours.

    So I don't recommend that so much.
    They haven't actually told me how they're going to anaesthetise me, but I presume they aren't going to give me a general, since they haven't told me not to eat or drink. Ho-hum.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They haven't actually told me how they're going to anaesthetise me, but I presume they aren't going to give me a general, since they haven't told me not to eat or drink. Ho-hum.
    3 of 4 done with no major pain, had 2 fillings disintegrate in the last week.......that'll be cheap to fix

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    3 of 4 done with no major pain, had 2 fillings disintegrate in the last week.......that'll be cheap to fix
    Lately, dentists are having quite the party in my mouth. As one of them explained oh-so-tactfully last week, this is because we are all still basically cavemen from an evolutionary point of view and would be dead by now if we lived in a state of nature. And, since our teeth haven't evolved to catch up with our longer lifespans, our teeth tend to conk out at this point, so people in their early-to-mid 40s tend to need a lot of dental work to put their teeth in some kind of shape to see us through to the end.

    After imparting this wisdom, he handed me a bill for 800 quid. Cünt.
    Last edited by Burney; 02-07-2018 at 02:43 PM.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Lately, dentists are having quite the party in my mouth. As one of them explained oh-so-tactfully last week, this is because we are all still basically cavemen from an evolutionary point of view and would be dead by now if we lived in a state of nature. And, since our teeth haven't evolved to catch up with our longer lifespans, they tend to conk out at this point. So people in their early-to-mid 40s tend to need a lot of dental work to put their teeth in some kind of shape to see us through to the end.

    After imparting this wisdom, he handed me a bill for 800 quid. Cünt.
    I'm expecting a similar size bill
    Last edited by Burney; 02-07-2018 at 02:53 PM.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They haven't actually told me how they're going to anaesthetise me, but I presume they aren't going to give me a general, since they haven't told me not to eat or drink. Ho-hum.
    I had all four done at once. A very light version of a general anaesthetic with loads of injections. Took an hour with a LOT of drilling but it was fine. ****ing painful about three hours later when the injections wore off but then the pills he gave me kicked in. Uncomfortable for a week (and you look a bit of a ****) but otherwise its no big deal.

    Mine were deep but crooked. If yours are already coming out they literally just give it a tap and the whole thing takes ten minutes. If they are deeper its the full monty....

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