Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
You invited Eddie Izzard to your anniversary dinner? This seems odd. Was he wearing that fvcking beret?

How's your head this morning?
I did not. He was at the adjacent table, with a very small chap. There was no beret; jeans and high-heeled boots. Jeans, for the love of God, at dinner. No class at all.

The head could be a lot worse, actually. The final tally was one tankard of black velvet, one bottle of Barolo, one glass of champagne, two vieux carrés. Pretty parsimonious, I think you'll agree.

I had a sausage muffin from Burger King for brekfast. I cannot recommend this.