Young Matteo. Chap with the hair.

[Sir C]

Yes. I suppose it is. It's more akin to Leo Sayer, really.

Personally, I don't approve. I like the cut of Torreira's tonsorial jib. Short back and sides - no messing. You can set your watch by a haircut like that.

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Does he look like a terrier, Torreira? Or something a little more... rodenty?

[Burney]

Does he look like a terrier, Torreira? Or something a little more... rodenty?

He is a little rodenty. I like his face, though.

I just found out he used to play in Fray Bentos. This is literally the first time I've realised the pies are named after a place. I'd always assumed it was a chap.