WD Saka and Emi Martinez

[Burney]

Watching Pepe I realised I kept wanting to say, "Unlucky Theo."

£72 million?

You realise that Monty is going to be insufferable about being proved right, don't you?

[Sir C]

You realise that Monty is going to be insufferable about being proved right, don't you?

Monty, insufferable? As if!

[Monty92]

Monty, insufferable? As if!

Yes that's right, I just poked my tongue out at you. Your move...

[Sir C]

Yes that's right, I just poked my tongue out at you. Your move...

I've got to go to a birthday party at Maidstone Utd football ground next weekend. And I've been booked into the Maidstone Premier Inn.

Maidstone. Premier Inn. This must all be your fault you Kentish ****.

[Monty92]

I've got to go to a birthday party at Maidstone Utd football ground next weekend. And I've been booked into the Maidstone Premier Inn.

Maidstone. Premier Inn. This must all be your fault you Kentish ****.

I was in Maidstone a few weeks ago. The drive was certainly more scenic than the town and, specifically, its women.

I miss moderately attractive women At this rate I might have to start watching porn

[Sir C]

I was in Maidstone a few weeks ago. The drive was certainly more scenic than the town and, specifically, its women.

I miss moderately attractive women At this rate I might have to start watching porn

Are you suggesting that your glw is a right minger?

[PSRB]

I've got to go to a birthday party at Maidstone Utd football ground next weekend. And I've been booked into the Maidstone Premier Inn.

Maidstone. Premier Inn. This must all be your fault you Kentish ****.

I'm in the Surbiton (Tolworth) Premier Inn tomorrow night

[Sir C]

I'm in the Surbiton (Tolworth) Premier Inn tomorrow night

I'm told it's a step up from a Travelodge.

[PSRB]

I'm told it's a step up from a Travelodge.

The beds are supposed to be comfy, which I guess, is the main point

[IUFG]

I'm in the Surbiton (Tolworth) Premier Inn tomorrow night

There's a Holiday Inn there with a view of the river.
Still, I'm sure the Premier Inn has lovely views of the industrial estate...