I keep momentarily forgetting about tonight and then wondering why I'm feeling

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Tell yourself it is only a game and move on.

Being the monumental príck that you are I would have greater concerns in life.

Where the fúcking hell do you think you've been?

[Pokster]

Where the fúcking hell do you think you've been?

Pissed since Paddys day most likely

[SWv2]

Where the fúcking hell do you think you've been?

Relax Herb. Were you seeking advice from me?

Looking to attract a chick perhaps. Music advice. Football. Fashion, as such.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Relax Herb. Were you seeking advice from me?

Looking to attract a chick perhaps. Music advice. Football. Fashion, as such.

I'd like some tuition on that mode of dancing where one appears paralyzed from the waist up and simply flicks one's feet back and forth in time to fiddly-diddly music. Do you have a website?

[Burney]

Relax Herb. Were you seeking advice from me?

Looking to attract a chick perhaps. Music advice. Football. Fashion, as such.

Actually, you might be able to help me. What know you of Limerick. By some appalling turn of events, it seems I'm going to have to stay there for a couple of nights. Is it possible to do this without sustaining a puncture wound or catching a disease? Is there a nice bit of Limerick?

[Ash]

Is there a nice bit of Limerick?

There was once a fella from Ware
Who occasioned to travel to Eire.
He tripped on his boots,
crumpled his suit
and quite fairly messed up his hair.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

There was once a fella from Ware
Who occasioned to travel to Eire.
He tripped on his boots,
crumpled his suit
and quite fairly messed up his hair.

There was a young man called Thierry
Said "I swear by the sweet Virgin Mary"
'twas entirely unplanned
that the touch of my hand
had 'em wailing from Dublin to Derry

[SWv2]

Actually, you might be able to help me. What know you of Limerick. By some appalling turn of events, it seems I'm going to have to stay there for a couple of nights. Is it possible to do this without sustaining a puncture wound or catching a disease? Is there a nice bit of Limerick?

Limerick is a shíthouse and is known as such across the length and breadth of this country.

The big things in Limerick are The Cranberries, rugby and stabbing people. Some folk of old used to steal bikes also.

Soft poncey Dutch string of piss lad is from Limerick. He will have friends and family who can meet you and afford you safe passage.

[Burney]

Limerick is a shíthouse and is known as such across the length and breadth of this country.

The big things in Limerick are The Cranberries, rugby and stabbing people. Some folk of old used to steal bikes also.

Soft poncey Dutch string of piss lad is from Limerick. He will have friends and family who can meet you and afford you safe passage.

Do you think that asserting that my ancestor was the Mayor of Limerick who (unsuccessfully) fought Cromwell will stop me being stabbed?

[WES]

Relax Herb. Were you seeking advice from me?

Looking to attract a chick perhaps. Music advice. Football. Fashion, as such.

Good day to you sir.

I have only just recently returned from Lyon where I celebrated my 22nd wedding anniversary. After 2-3 days of bouchons, cathedrals, markets and the like, I fancied a sit down and a couple of pints. To no surprise we quickly discovered an Irish pub and entered.

Family at the bar were Irish, bartender was Irish and I popped off to the gents for quick p1ss before I ordered the drinks. Upon my return my bride of 22 years announced ‘let’s get out of here, I can’t stand the Irish’.

Now here’s the strange bit of this story. Upon hearing this, the mental image that popped into my mind was of you sitting in the Brownswood Park Tavern with a pint of ale and a betting slip in your hand..