'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I think that is quite fair - scorer of one of my favourite goals too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpjNjc7riek