Everton's first-choice 11 is probably on a par with ours and Liverpools

[Burney]

I don't follow Everton, b. I take an interest and make use of the free food and ale. My interest will stop the moment he walks away

No need to be touchy about your toffee-bothering tendencies, old chap. You're among friends here.

Maybe you should get one of those half-and-half replica shirts?