Originally Posted by Sir C I'd say the really unpleasant part is the cheesy crust around the helmet. That's put me right off pizza.
Originally Posted by Burney That's put me right off pizza. You'll be alright if you remember the golden rule: never order a smegma pizza
Originally Posted by Sir C You'll be alright if you remember the golden rule: never order a smegma pizza The words 'cheesy crust' make me think pizza rather than smegma, though. Or at least they did. Now I can't rid myself of the smegma association.
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