I was farted on by my female sparring partner during a Brazilian jiu-jitsu lesson

[Burney]

Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

Sad seens.

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

[Monty92]

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

I've only had 3 lessons, gimme a chance