I see there's one of those 'The Universe is Really Big' videos doing the rounds on

[Burney]

That's what I said. It's a simple triology. Three in one whilst three of three. Like those musketeers. Couldn't be simpler.

The way I had it explained to me was that rather than thinking of it as 1+1+1=3, you should think of it as 1x1x1=1.

This, I felt, cleared the whole thing up admirably and proved how much better being a Catholic is than being a dirty, ignorant heathen or (worse) a foul, hell-bound heretic.