Labour are doing that thing where they keep wholly unsuitable people in the

[Sir C]

leadership race again. Because that worked out so well for them last time.

Please let it be Wrong-Daily. Plleeeease!

You realise that even her chicken's-arse mouth wouldn't excuse her being hauled into the angry-sex dungeon with Penny, Toynbee and Monroe, don't you?

[Burney]

Please let it be Wrong-Daily. Plleeeease!

You realise that even her chicken's-arse mouth wouldn't excuse her being hauled into the angry-sex dungeon with Penny, Toynbee and Monroe, don't you?

They're not going to go for her. I fear they're going to go for the dullest choice available in Keir Starmer.

I'd quite like it to be Jess Phillips due to her being so absolutely fúcking awful, but I don't think anyone likes her enough.

[Sir C]

They're not going to go for her. I fear they're going to go for the dullest choice available in Keir Starmer.

I'd quite like it to be Jess Phillips due to her being so absolutely fúcking awful, but I don't think anyone likes her enough.

She's not getting into my angry sex dungeon. Jesus! Can you imagine?

[Burney]

She's not getting into my angry sex dungeon. Jesus! Can you imagine?

Sadly, I can. Imagine the smell!

Mind you, what of Emily Thornberry? She could act as sub for Toynbee imo.

[Sir C]

Sadly, I can. Imagine the smell!

Mind you, what of Emily Thornberry? She could act as sub for Toynbee imo.

Somewhere, hidden within the foul recesses of my depravity, there's a certain curiosity about the possible charms of the Thornberry type. The stocky quality, I think it is. A good, stable firing platform.

[Burney]

Somewhere, hidden within the foul recesses of my depravity, there's a certain curiosity about the possible charms of the Thornberry type. The stocky quality, I think it is. A good, stable firing platform.

She could take a pounding, I reckon.

[Sir C]

She could take a pounding, I reckon.

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