Now Myleene Klass has got in on the Harvey Weinstein act.

[Sir C]

I like the sound of 'hung' better.

I like the sound of 'moist' better than 'pulchritudinous', but if I confuse the two, my prose will no longer accurately express my meaning; which is, surely, the purpose of language?

[Burney]

I like the sound of 'moist' better than 'pulchritudinous', but if I confuse the two, my prose will no longer accurately express my meaning; which is, surely, the purpose of language?

Ah, but 'hung' is easily understood from context, so serves perfectly well.

[Sir C]

Ah, but 'hung' is easily understood from context, so serves perfectly well.

Not at all. I was confused as to why he had been set upon a hook and allowed to decay until his tail feathers dropped out and his meat was tender - after all, who would eat a jew? After some research, I found out that he had been executed at the gibbet, but your imprecise use of language cost me a good 10 minutes of my life.

[Burney]

Not at all. I was confused as to why he had been set upon a hook and allowed to decay until his tail feathers dropped out and his meat was tender - after all, who would eat a jew? After some research, I found out that he had been executed at the gibbet, but your imprecise use of language cost me a good 10 minutes of my life.

You are clearly in a captious frame of mind this morning. What ails thee?

[Sir C]

You are clearly in a captious frame of mind this morning. What ails thee?

Not at all, I am simply in Bantmeister General mood.

Actually, I'm in a pretty decent mood as I will be booking our January trip today

[Burney]

Not at all, I am simply in Bantmeister General mood.

Actually, I'm in a pretty decent mood as I will be booking our January trip today

Oh, good. Where this time?

Still going well with the vaping. No pangs for the coffin nails?