Who is Mack Mackie then?

[PSRB]

Should have been 'A beautiful Mandarin duck' imo.

That's still not as good as Nic's finest hour when he mourned his friend who 'unfortunately fell off a cliff', though. :
That's still making me laugh as I think about it now.

Still makes me chuckle as well

[Burney]

Still makes me chuckle as well

He had a natural gift for Bathos. Although if you'd mentioned it to him, he'd have thought it was a place in Greece.