What's your most annoying, ongoing, pointless health related warning?

[Peter]

Obviously there's the xxx units a week of alcohol nonsense, the endless smoking warnings and the inevitable everything leads to cancer rubbish - but there are so many others.

My current won is my iPhone moving the volume indicator to amber about halfway up and then three tiny bars later it goes red at a volume where I can only just hear it sensibly.

And Apple can f*ck off if they think I'm not listening to Baba O'Riley with every f*cking red bar lit up.

I caught the 5.15 home the other day. Nobody else on the train seemed to find it funny.

These Essex scum know NOTHING of The Who.

[World's End Stella]

I caught the 5.15 home the other day. Nobody else on the train seemed to find it funny.

These Essex scum know NOTHING of The Who.

Where in Essex are you?

I'm heading off to Old Harlow tonight to visit friends and eat at a place called the Straw Hat Oriental.

Quite nice is Old Harlow. Cracking local boozer - The Queens Head.

[Peter]

Where in Essex are you?

I'm heading off to Old Harlow tonight to visit friends and eat at a place called the Straw Hat Oriental.

Quite nice is Old Harlow. Cracking local boozer - The Queens Head.

I work in chelmsford and live in Colchester. I dont go to Harlow too often and have never been to Old Harlow.

I shall be drinking hard and fast in Chelmsford this evening with some of the lads from work. I'm thirsty already......

[Burney]

Where in Essex are you?

I'm heading off to Old Harlow tonight to visit friends and eat at a place called the Straw Hat Oriental.

Quite nice is Old Harlow. Cracking local boozer - The Queens Head.

Old Harlow is nice. Also quiet, because people associate it with the ghastly new town and avoid it like the plague.

You’ll have to let me know what the chinky’s like, as i’m nearby and might give it a crack one of these days.

[Peter]

Old Harlow is nice. Also quiet, because people associate it with the ghastly new town and avoid it like the plague.

You’ll have to let me know what the chinky’s like, as i’m nearby and might give it a crack one of these days.

Chinky?

Is this what we do now? I would hate to hear you on your way to the local newsagent

[Burney]

Chinky?

Is this what we do now? I would hate to hear you on your way to the local newsagent

Come now. Surely chinky isn’t a term of abuse, is it?

[Peter]

Come now. Surely chinky isn’t a term of abuse, is it?

Its old school, b. The type of language we were moving away from before the economic collapse reminded everybody that we actually like a bit of racism and people started worshipping a party led by a pound shop Enoch Powell.

[Burney]

Its old school, b. The type of language we were moving away from before the economic collapse reminded everybody that we actually like a bit of racism and people started worshipping a party led by a pound shop Enoch Powell.

Oh, good. Does this mean other terms of racial abuse will be coming back soon, then?

I do hope so. I haven’t called anyone a ni**er in years

[World's End Stella]

Old Harlow is nice. Also quiet, because people associate it with the ghastly new town and avoid it like the plague.

You’ll have to let me know what the chinky’s like, as i’m nearby and might give it a crack one of these days.

Will do. Apparently upscale and I've never done any of the upscale Oriental places so should be interesting.

My mate isn't short of a few bob but he's not a man for posh tastes. He has a manshed complete with bar, bar stools and a massive fridge. Which is stocked with bottles of Cobra and massive cans of Fosters. Even in the Queens Head, which has loads of real ale and many cider/lager options he drinks only Fosters tops.

[SWv2]

What's your most annoying, ongoing, pointless health related warning?

My Mrs telling me to take it easy before a night out.

It's a night out ffs.