That was a terribly disappointing chinese.

[Burney]

Dear God, ham egg and chips? That might save my bacon, as it were.

A pint of Guinness is also definitely required.

Don't choose too soon. They also offer a 'Barley risotto' with fresh thyme, kale and roasted baby carrots.

God, being a vegetarian must suck. No wonder they're all such miserable ****s.