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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I see that Jofra Archer got 6-27 and knocked Gloucestershire's stiffs over for 79.
    So what? Anderson passed all the fitness tests before the last match, do we know a week ago if Archer was fit enough to play?
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  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    So what? Anderson passed all the fitness tests before the last match, do we know a week ago if Archer was fit enough to play?
    Well he played in a T20 for Sussex, so he was definitely fitter than Anderson, who broke down after 4 overs.

    Which would suggest that the 'fitness tests' were worth the square root of fúck all.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well he played in a T20 for Sussex, so he was definitely fitter than Anderson, who broke down after 4 overs.

    Which would suggest that the 'fitness tests' were worth the square root of fúck all.
    T20 isn't proof of anything... Anderson could have played a T20 and every chance we wouldn't have known he wasn't fit

    Agree about the fitness tests, obviously not good enough
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  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    T20 isn't proof of anything... Anderson could have played a T20 and every chance we wouldn't have known he wasn't fit

    Agree about the fitness tests, obviously not good enough
    It proves that - unlike Anderson - he was fit enough to bowl for four overs without breaking down.

    The thing with fitness tests is that they're often exercises in confirmation bias. After all, everyone involved wants the subject to pass them and thus will tend to overlook red flags that an objective eye would pick up on immediately

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It proves that - unlike Anderson - he was fit enough to bowl for four overs without breaking down.

    The thing with fitness tests is that they're often exercises in confirmation bias. After all, everyone involved wants the subject to pass them and thus will tend to overlook red flags that an objective eye would pick up on immediately
    Anderson might have played a T20 and not broken down, less intense etc etc.

    He knows his own body better than anyone and can't see him saying he was fit when he knew he wasn't.
    Always a risk in test cricket....if we had batted first he MIGHT have been ok to bowl (if we weren't all out in 30 overs)
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It proves that - unlike Anderson - he was fit enough to bowl for four overs without breaking down.

    The thing with fitness tests is that they're often exercises in confirmation bias. After all, everyone involved wants the subject to pass them and thus will tend to overlook red flags that an objective eye would pick up on immediately
    Possibly true in cricket, not so much in other sports these days.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well he played in a T20 for Sussex, so he was definitely fitter than Anderson, who broke down after 4 overs.

    Which would suggest that the 'fitness tests' were worth the square root of fúck all.
    If fück all is a positive amount but less than one, as seems likely, wouldn't the square root of fück all be larger than just fück all itself?

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
    If fück all is a positive amount but less than one, as seems likely, wouldn't the square root of fück all be larger than just fück all itself?
    No. it wouldn't.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    No. it wouldn't.
    In fact it Wood.

    X SQRT(X)
    0.1 0.32
    0.2 0.45
    0.3 0.55
    0.4 0.63
    0.5 0.71
    0.6 0.77
    0.7 0.84
    0.8 0.89
    0.9 0.95
    1 1

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    No. it wouldn't.
    It would. Didn't you do this in maths at school?

    And ironically, the closer **** all gets to zero, the larger the ratio of the square root of **** all / **** all becomes.

    O.1^2=0.01
    0.01^2=0.0001

    So assuming 0<**** all<1, it would be better to say X means **** all squared.
    Last edited by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult; 08-07-2019 at 03:40 PM.

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