I believe I speak for every red-blooded male when I say in response to this story

[Burney]

Or worse still it's an attempt to win Peter back and when it fails the real shítstorm commences - woman scorned and all that

Oh, god! She's going to turn up at his door in thigh-high boots and a miniskirt.

I used to work with a slightly mental married lady who lost a lot of weight and started dressing like this and flirting outrageously.


I had sex with her, obviously.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh, god! She's going to turn up at his door in thigh-high boots and a miniskirt.

I used to work with a slightly mental married lady who lost a lot of weight and started dressing like this and flirting outrageously.


I had sex with her, obviously.

I had an ex pitch up, tell me she was pregnant with her current BF and made it clear she thought we were going to have a session of filth. The idea of putting my winkie near another man's foetus filled me with revulsion.