Gutted for "Drity" Leeds last night.

[Sir C]

David Batty, Lee Bowyer, Danny Mills, Alan Smith. They also unleashed the horror that was Robbie Keane and his goal celebrations on the world.

It was a team of ****s.

A grand bunch of lads, I'd say. Bowyer and Batty were terrific competitors, you'd have loved them on your team. Mills never did much for me but Alan Smith, if he hadn't had that appalling injury, would have gone on to be a magnificent footballer.

[Burney]

A grand bunch of lads, I'd say. Bowyer and Batty were terrific competitors, you'd have loved them on your team. Mills never did much for me but Alan Smith, if he hadn't had that appalling injury, would have gone on to be a magnificent footballer.

You're clearly just trying to distress me. I refuse to rise to the bait any longer.

[Sir C]

You're clearly just trying to distress me. I refuse to rise to the bait any longer.

Nonsense. What have I written which is in any way unreasonable?

Wasn't it around that time that a young James Milner appeared? On the left wing, perhaps?

[Luis Anaconda]

Nonsense. What have I written which is in any way unreasonable?

Wasn't it around that time that a young James Milner appeared? On the left wing, perhaps?

And Aaron Lennon - who believe it or not is still a professional footballer

[Burney]

And Aaron Lennon - who believe it or not is still a professional footballer

Theo Walcott's days with us were numbered when Tottenham sold Lennon and we were no longer able to console ourselves by saying 'Well at least he's not as shít as Aaron Lennon'.

[Pokster]

And Aaron Lennon - who believe it or not is still a professional footballer

It was indeed, they have an impressive list of Accademy players that have gone on to play for first teams...forgot about Fabian Delph starting out at DL

[Burney]

Nonsense. What have I written which is in any way unreasonable?

Wasn't it around that time that a young James Milner appeared? On the left wing, perhaps?

You have described dirty, destructive players of a sort you generally loathe as 'great competitors'. This is the point at which I realised you are - at best - playing Devil's Advocaat.

[redgunamo]

If you have to fill your midfield up with English midgets, they might as well be David Batty.

A grand bunch of lads, I'd say. Bowyer and Batty were terrific competitors, you'd have loved them on your team. Mills never did much for me but Alan Smith, if he hadn't had that appalling injury, would have gone on to be a magnificent footballer.