There's bloke on BBC2 right now claining that Brexit will be a precursor to genocide

[Sir C]

In Helsinki, there's a place called the mummotunneli ('Granny tunnel'), which is basically just a street full of bars where ladies of a maturer vintage are basically there for the taking if one is of a mind. Good fun.

Now you're talking my language, b. Should I ever find myself adrift in Helsinki I will most certainly avail myself of such a granny.

[Burney]

Now you're talking my language, b. Should I ever find myself adrift in Helsinki I will most certainly avail myself of such a granny.

You barely have to try. They hurl themselves at one, bless 'em.