Originally Posted by Burney If you try not to think about the fact that you're basically sleeping in the combined ejaculate of several thousand lonely sales reps, it's fine. I'd like to think they at least wash the bedsheets, b. I dare not look at a hotel mattress tbh...
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Originally Posted by IUFG I'd like to think they at least wash the bedsheets, b. I dare not look at a hotel mattress tbh... Yes, but how well? Have you never seen those programmes where they shine a blacklight over hotel beds to reveal huge troves of semen and pubes?
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