Now I don't want to get all jingoistic, but this Salisbury business.

[Sir C]

It's Mutti Merkel in her DDR Freie Deutsche Jugend outfit.

I wonder if she ever bumped into Jeremy and Diane.

[Burney]

I wonder if she ever bumped into Jeremy and Diane.

A little ditty 'bout Jeremy & Diane
Two communist kids cycling 'round Ostdeutschland'

[Sir C]

A little ditty 'bout Jeremy & Diane
Two communist kids cycling 'round Ostdeutschland'

That has just brought to mind the image of Diane wriggling out of her jeans to allow our hero to do what he pleases.

[Pokster]

That has just brought to mind the image of Diane wriggling out of her jeans to allow our hero to do what he pleases.

And that thought is any worse than John Major sticking one up EC?

[Sir C]

And that thought is any worse than John Major sticking one up EC?

What in the name of Christ's tits have John Major and Edwina Currie got to do with it? Maniac.

[Pokster]

What in the name of Christ's tits have John Major and Edwina Currie got to do with it? Maniac.

You brought up our next prime minister in a non too happy scene, thought i would add another unsavory thought to make it the worst orgy you can imagine

[Sir C]

You brought up our next prime minister in a non too happy scene, thought i would add another unsavory thought to make it the worst orgy you can imagine

I suspect that Edwina was quite the minx in the bedroom back in the day.

[Burney]

That has just brought to mind the image of Diane wriggling out of her jeans to allow our hero to do what he pleases.

I think it would take a lot of wriggling - and a bucket of industrial lubricant - to get Diane Abbott out of her jeans.