Dinner.

[Burney]

May I remind you that my own conjugals (or lack thereof) have been a constant source of fascination to you both since I revealed that I may not be enjoying the most fruitful period of my life, fanny-wise.

Well that's because you were foolish enough to volunteer the information. You can hardly expect us to let a morsel like the fact that your missus wants none of you pass, can you?

[Monty92]

Well that's because you were foolish enough to volunteer the information. You can hardly expect us to let a morsel like the fact that your missus wants none of you pass, can you?

Actually, and I hope very much that this brings the whole matter to a close, there has been some progress in this regard.

[Burney]

Actually, and I hope very much that this brings the whole matter to a close, there has been some progress in this regard.

Oh, yes? Do tell. Is it the sculpted chest hair that did it?

[Monty92]

Oh, yes? Do tell. Is it the sculpted chest hair that did it?

I do not interfere with my chest hair. It grows in directions entirely of its own volition.

I think it's mainly the fear of me fúcking someone else, actually, but I'm sure the impossibly perfect chest hair hasn't done any harm.