You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,

[Sir C]

You think that's gay - check out Chief Arrowhead's post in this same thread. He's been diagnosed with a stupid, made-up sleeping disease that requires him to be strapped to some kind of machine while he sleeps

I'm not wearing this in bed.

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